Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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