I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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