I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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