whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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