How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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