ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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