Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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