He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
God, I missed his penis.
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