FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I love you. Go after that dick
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