I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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