Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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