You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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