Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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