It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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