i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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