Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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