but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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