A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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