She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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