So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
