I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?