We won't sleep together?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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