you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
