you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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