If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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