Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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