i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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