Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Operation Purity has been aborted
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i believe in u and ur pee
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