Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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