Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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