Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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