We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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