i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize