Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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