hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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