I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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