its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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