I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
And then he peed in my hair
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