You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
