Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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