dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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