Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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