Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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