Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
