i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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