i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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