Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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