Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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