The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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