I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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