She is in my trunk
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
