Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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