hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize
