How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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